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hate:

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

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— 9 hours ago with 531005 notes
#exactly  #im so afraid of that  #what if that happens  #like what do i do next  #that would kill me  #it would be so horrible  #like love sucks if youre not loved back 

ladyhacksaway:

petition to stop using “strong female character” and instead “well-written female character” so that sexist douchebags understand that we’re insulting them for their inability to write 50% of the world’s population and just how fucking basic our expectations are.

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f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

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deair:

so how do i relationship

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relahvant:

perpetualvelocity:

moonjellys:

proudgayconservative:

nolanthebloghog:

The bomb is dropped

The kittens sort of soften the blow.

this is the shittiest post ever. please unfollow me if you agree with this post also shame on OP for using cute kittens for this garbage post

not sure what it is exactly that makes this post so shitty? Because it’s promoting actual equality? instead of saying that you can call everyone else shit because you are part of an oppressed party you can say you are equal to them doesn’t exactly sound like a shitty idea to me.

BOOM. So many people on this website need to read this twice, let it sink in and then read it again.

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— 12 hours ago with 110700 notes

sdjgfjasf:

This is my rapist. His name is Josh Goldsmith. He is 20 years old. He lives in Romford, Essex, England, and will be relocating to the University of Lincoln, to study I.T in September. The only reason I’m posting this now is because he fully intends to look for girls to date whilst he’s studying, which would be an extremely dangerous situation for her. This is being posted to spread awareness for anyone attending the University so as to avoid this man. He’s completely aware of what he’s done. 

Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/josh.goldsmith.58?fref=ts

Tumblr; http://shippage.tumblr.com

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— 12 hours ago with 1861 notes

dreaming-sleeping-fallen-angel:

pleaselovemehard:

kidsraisingkids:

I can’t STAND this shit. I’m still awaiting a response.

Fucking slammed.

THIS IS AWESOME.

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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prawnathan:

what the american school system teaches us

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bridgemcgidge:


shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

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— 15 hours ago with 1702286 notes

doctorspontaneous:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

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— 16 hours ago with 401933 notes